Just five days before Father’s Day, the Planet Fitness folks decided to release a “Dad Bod” survey that shows more people “than ever before” loving the “dad bod” physique.

The Planet Fitness poll shows all kinds of positive things like 71% of the men folks believing that folks across the globe are cool with the jelly in their belly and 79% of the men folks saying that jelly in their belly makes them jolly.

The poll also shows that 47% of the men folks polled like the way their “dad bod” makes them look with 48% of them saying their “dad bod” got them being all right with who they are.

Now, the best part about this poll is that the Planet Fitness folks want you “dad bod” dads to believe you don’t have to look like Jean-Claude Van Damme in order for women to look at you and say, “DAAAMMMNNN!”

Let this Planet Fitness poll tell it, there are 65% of folks in the good ol’ U-S-of-A who think the “dad bod” is attractive, with 61% who think the “dad bod” is sexy, and 51% of the American people agreeing that the “dad bod” flab is the new six pack abs.

The “Dad Bod” poll is consistent with what Mackenzie Pearson, who coined the term “dad bod,” said about “dad bod” dads. Back in 2015, Mackenzie Pearson wrote in her article, “Why Girls Love The Dad Bod,” that “Being the pretty one” is very, very, very important to the women folks and the “dad bod” dads make them feel like “the pretty one.”

The folks over at Planet Fitness know y’all “dad bod” dads are really tired of making y’all’s wives feel like “the pretty one.” That’s why the good folks over at Planet Fitness marketing team decided they’ll tell all of you “dad bod” dads that unlike Bally Total Fitness and Gold’s Gym, you can let it all hang out by being who you are in the comfort of the “home of the Judgement Free Zone.”  

“As home of the Judgement Free Zone, we’re proud to offer a comfortable environment for all of our members, regardless of body type. This Father’s Day, Planet Fitness is challenging everyone, and not just dads, to be comfortable in their own skin and accept others for who they are.” Here, the vice president of marketing, Jamie Medeiros, is saying that it doesn’t want the men folks to believe they have to be slim Jims in order to hit their gym. You can be a chubby Dougy and they’ll let you in.

All you men folks have to do is take advantage of Planet Fitness’ “extremely low prices and” wide range of benefits that include, “a hassle free environment, brand name cardio and strength equipment, fully equipped locker rooms, flat screen television and much more.”

The “much more” includes a “Black Card membership” that will cost you a mere “$21.99 a month.” You can go to any Planet Fitness you want to go to.

You can bring in a guest whenever you want to. And you can use the massage chairs and or the Hydro Massage beds if you want to.

The best part about all of this is if you “dad bod” dads decide to be one of the “Black Card” Planet Fitness members, you get to become a part of the Planet Fitness chat community called the “Planet of Triumphs.”

The Planet of Triumphs folks go on the on-line to chit-chat about the progress they’ve made in their quest to go from “dad bod” to “hot bod.” Remember, it’s a “Judgement Free Zone” where “everyone belongs.”

Therefore, if you want to be in a judgement free place where you will be comfortable in your skin while you’re trying to go from “dad bod” to “hot bod,” then pay $21.99 a month to the Planet Fitness folks.

They guarantee that your wife will no longer be “the pretty one.”